"Hey, how are you!"
>Behind on everything, deadlines have tacked up Wanted posters with a bounty on my head.
>Undermedicated, overmedicated, sleep-deprived, etc.
>My upper traps, neck, and both wrists ache. Prognosis is bleak.
>I burnt a bag of popcorn in the microwave last night; my apartment smells like an unsatisfying emergency.
>Feeling ugly, unoriginal, useless.